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    need $4,500,000

    anyone have any ideas? I need about 4,500 people to donate 1,000 dollars into a pool where they will double their money. Anyone have any ideas on how i can find people with $1,000 they can spare for a week. any donation over 1,000 each would be acceptable and they will double their money into what ever they put into it, donations stop at 4,500,000, if the quota isn't met everyone will get a return on their money, actually i wont even deduct the money from their bank accounts until the quota is met.
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    Become a crack dealer, I guarantee you will find a lot of motherfuckers with money real fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss View Post
    Become a crack dealer, I guarantee you will find a lot of motherfuckers with money real fast.
    i dont want to do anything illegal
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    YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO TRUST YOU WITH $4.5 MIL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO TRUST YOU WITH $4.5 MIL?
    i expect there are many people out there that would trust me with 4.5 mil, maybe not everyone, but enough people to make a profit.
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    I DONT THINK I'D TRUST YOU WITH A LOAN OF $4.50
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    If theres anyone on this site I would trust with my money it would be Devin
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    Seems legit.


    Devin, what are you doing? I have a hard time you can just find one person that's willing to give up a grand, let alone 4,500 people.

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    I have it. Where do I send the money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Money View Post


    Devin, what are you doing? I have a hard time you can just find one person that's willing to give up a grand, let alone 4,500 people.
    someone willing to double their money
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2xinsane View Post
    I have it. Where do I send the money?
    if you're serious you'll be the first one on the list till the quota is met, you wont be billed until then.
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    DEVIN TRYING TO RUN A PONZI SCHEME. SHIT, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF JUST PULLING A DELOREAN.
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    its not a ponzi scheme, its probably a one time thing that will make me lots and other people double what they put in. Its so easy to do if i was financially sound. If I had 4.5 mil i would do it myself.

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    This is a Ponzi scheme.
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    What I want to know is how you arrived at the four point five million dollar figure? Why not 1 million? Why not 5?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mailman View Post
    What I want to know is how you arrived at the four point five million dollar figure? Why not 1 million? Why not 5?
    costs of materials
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mailman View Post
    This is a Ponzi scheme.
    its not fraudulent. I don't partake in any illegal activities anymore.
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    I am rescinding my statement saying that I am in. Im a broke californian and 1k is too much to risk for me at this moment

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    Either Devin's building a spaceship or he's trying to finance Horrorcore3.com


    My money's on the spaceship
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mailman View Post
    Either Devin's building a spaceship or he's trying to finance Horrorcore3.com


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    alright so its a little bit of fraud, but thats only to keep my money making ways to myself and not risk other people doing the same thing i plan to do, its not really fraud, its deceptive meaning im hiding the ways that the process is made in.

    "deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage."
    no deceit or trickery involved since im not telling you how im going to make the money. Breach of confidence perhaps but that is up for interpretation from the doner. No perpetration. Little unfair but thats life. Dishonest no, advantage yes.
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    i just need the names of people that are interested with the money, then i'll host a dinner party and explain the plan. Perhaps I'll get a celebrity to join the dinner party and charge admission fees to keep out jokers.
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    YOU GET A PORN STAR[FEMALE] AND I THINK WE COULD ROUND UP THESE "DONATIONS"
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    in other news im trying to make as much as i can to increase my profit. Looking at ways to increase money that is 100% guaranteed. so far i've found this



    idk what he's talking about but fap turbo sounded funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mailman View Post
    My money's on the spaceship
    Na, Devins smart. He knows that sooner or later, the worlds resources will be dried up, and a world war will come (eventually leading to a full scale world nuclear war). What hes doing, is building a place for investors in his plot to be safe underground while the fire reigns above in a vault that is equipped with the latest high-tech of the century. He doesn't literally mean you will double your money, he means you will be making a smart move in not getting your ass incinerated by the nuclear fire when it comes.

    I got ya Devin, I will handle the advertisement...

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    If your in these areas of the U.S., you will want to invest:



    And just because you are sitting in some remote location of Canada (which is a resource ally to the US), or some other country that thinks they wouldn't be involved, don't think you will be safe. Even if you do manage to avoid the fire, radiation will creep in, the land around you will die, and you will be cut off from a dieing world. But don't despair, Devin has got your back, so Prepare for a brighter future, underground!
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    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
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    MAN......HOW HIGH ARE YOU?
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    dont worry, just send him the money already

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    HE NEEDS TO GET ESHAM TO HOST HIS MEETING IF HE WANTS DONATIONS
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    what you gonna do if/when you get caught? or if/when you get robbed the 4.5mil and got no money to pay back?
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    Devin's plan is sound. Last year I put $5,000 into his ponzi sche... err... investment strategies and he yielded me a profit of $40,000!
    Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Take it from me, I'm a Jew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Nipples View Post
    Devin's plan is sound. Last year I put $5,000 into his ponzi sche... err... investment strategies and he yielded me a profit of $40,000!
    Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Take it from me, I'm a Jew.
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    Hi, I'm Bobby Nipples. You know, in these trying economic times, it's important that we don't take the little things for granite: a cool mint julip on a hot summer day, a home cooked meal, a quiet evening with the family. That's why, here at Devin, Devinburg, and Devinstien, we pay special attention to each and every one of our investors. We don't just offer investment strategies, we offer comfort, security, and dependability.

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    Hi, I'm Bobby Nipples. You know, in these trying economic times, it's important that we don't take the little things for granite: a cool mint julip on a hot summer day, a home cooked meal, a quiet evening with the family. That's why, here at Devin, Devinburg, and Devinstien, we pay special attention to each and every one of our investors. We don't just offer investment strategies, we offer comfort, security, and dependability.

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    what you gonna do if/when you get caught? or if/when you get robbed the 4.5mil and got no money to pay back?
    the money will be deposited into a bank account so i wont get robbed therefore i'll have the money to purchase materials and pay back the investors. If I get "caught" nothing bad will happen. The plan still goes in motion and theres no way to get "caught" since im not doing anything illegal and neither is any of my business.
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    HE AINT PAYING IT BACK ANYWAY
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    What the fuck are you dealing/making that you need/making so much money? Uranium?
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    I need $4,500,000 too, while we're all giving it away. It's, uh, going to be an investment...

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    Devin, did you come up with this plan while drunk?
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    Don't answer that, Devin.

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    i wrote up our plan but deleted it, might need to take advantage of that plan sometime
    one good plan is to use common sense
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    anyone have any ideas? I need about 4,500 people to donate 1,000 dollars into a pool where they will double their money. Anyone have any ideas on how i can find people with $1,000 they can spare for a week. any donation over 1,000 each would be acceptable and they will double their money into what ever they put into it, donations stop at 4,500,000, if the quota isn't met everyone will get a return on their money, actually i wont even deduct the money from their bank accounts until the quota is met.
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    Devin's plan has been wikified.

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    wasn't from family guy, awesome plan btw
    orly?

    Plot: When Peter asks Lois for a loan to open a sushi restaurant, she points out that the family is running low on cash and needs to live on a strict budget. When word spreads that the Powerball lottery is up to one hundred fifty million dollars, Peter obtains a second mortgage on the house to buy two hundred thousand tickets.
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    LMAO only Devin

    BTW hey Dev don't you get any casino money?
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    DEVIN, THIS PLAN IS SO FUCKING STUPID THAT MANY SHOWS HAVE HAD IT ON AS A PLOT. AND YOU WOULDNT HAVE TIME TO BUY ALL THE TICKETS. MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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    LMAO only Devin

    BTW hey Dev don't you get any casino money?
    he should play $4.5m on 25c slot machines. It's a sure thing.
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    he should play $4.5m on 25c slot machines. It's a sure thing.
    at least that way he would be laundering the money
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    Re: need $4,500,000

    How's the plan going Devin?

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    Re: need $4,500,000

    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    i just need the names of people that are interested with the money, then i'll host a dinner party and explain the plan. Perhaps I'll get a celebrity to join the dinner party and charge admission fees to keep out jokers.
    Is the celebrity Bernie Madoff by any chance?
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    I'm in

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    Why don't I just pay you 4.5 mil and you turn it into 9?
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    DONT BE PUSSY.
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    How many shares will 2 cartons of cigarettes get me? I think I have a honey bun somewhere around here to. Oh shit, and a soup.

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    Doral's.

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    Nigga, you know how many chocolate milks I could get for this shit?! How many bars of soap??!


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    what an amazing deal! count me in for 3 shares

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    Re: need $4,500,000

    It's been a banner year for Devin, Devinburg, & Devinstien, particularly for those of us who got in on the ground level... but it's not too late to take advantage of the program that Tony Robbins called "good enough".

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